He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

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found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

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Screencap Meme [*Super* Extended Edition]

Stick a Number & a Fandom/Character/Ship in my ask & I will make a 4-10 cap picspam from Screencaps That Get My Photoshop Senses Tingling.
  1. Faceless (caps where the subjects face is not visible)

  2. Looking Down (caps where the subject is looking down)

  3. Bruised & Battered (gore & damage: caps where the subject is banged up)

  4. Up Close & Personal (screencaps where the subject is in close up)

  5. Scenerygasm (the subject of these caps is the dominant scenery)

  6. Full Body Shot(s) (caps where the subjects full body is in the shot)

  7. Colours Abound (caps with great colouring even before editing)

  8. Silhouettes (the subject in silhouette or profile)

  9. My Emotions (caps where the subject is displaying strong emotion)

  10. S p a c e (the focus of these caps is interesting use of space, negative & positive)

  11. Light! (caps with great base lighting, even before editing)

  12. Tickles My Pickle (whatever tickles my pickle. though this is also innuendo and you’ll probably get a picspam of sex/shirtlessness/ladies with curves)

  13. Chiaroscuro (a strong sense of contrast, light & dark)

  14. Gingers (please don’t be a dick, let me only do this multi or on a show with gingers)

  15. That Moment (when my feelings for a character began to shift for whatever reason)

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still my favorite

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Legendary Wolf.

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i really want someone to play with my hair nothing relaxes me more

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

—Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

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Peeta Mellark + being unable to say no to women

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